Saturday, June 14, 2014

First 'Hi' Post

This is one fine, maybe forgettable afternoon that I will always try to remember. Perhaps, when I see the date, my struggle to recall the events would be less. Oh, yeah! It's father's day. May I segue to greeting all fathers who could be reading this: HAPPY FATHER's DAY!

Well, first things first. You might be wondering more about who the hell am I then what the purpose of this blog is. Blogs have become run-of-the-mill. Internet per se has become almost every human being's IV supply...you just plug it in without wondering what it does really.

So, let me make a short introduction: I am Ace, a nobody who has nothing to do on a day when I got no money to go out and spend some time alone at the movies. My favorite hobby. But, with hundreds of movies contained in this external HDD that I bought, I get off really good every night. Watching movie for me is like having sex. About 110 minutes spent on foreplay and the last few minutes on orgasm. When my partner is not good, I'm like "OK." And then, I look for another 'partner.' Different 'men' every night. How's that for a single 30-something?

NOTE: Just a recap. By 'partner' and 'men,' I mean movies. By 'sex' and 'getting off,' I mean watching a movie. By orgasm, I mean 'the movie's climax.' By foreplay, I mean, 'the 100+ minutes of intro, conflict, and probably half of the resolution phases.' Yeah, I know you get it, but just to be clear.

So, since watching movies and writing are my thing, and since some days are boring, I thought it would be fun and thrifty to just blog about every movie I watch and then some. You know, life stuff from which you can learn a few things about...maybe.

Based on my last count (kidding. I never count but just for the sentence's sake), I have already watched nearly a thousand movies. Compared with the number of Hollywood flicks on my list, very few of them are in Tagalog/Filipino.

So, you can still find here pieces for movies here like Ang Cute Ng Ina Mo or Ekstra once in a while. Don't get disappointed, okay. I am only a human being and sometimes, when the going gets tough, I resort to cliche.

Hopefully, this introduction is enough to get your attention. As a parting word, see you around!

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